Thursday, 13 December 2007

Things I’m Thinking Right Now (at the Nurnberg Airport):

That middle-aged woman should not be wearing leather pants.

The bathrooms here are really clean.

Why didn’t that girl wash her hands? So few people wash their hands. I thought women were better about that, but I’m sadly mistaken. I want to vomit when I’m in women’s restrooms. From what I’ve observed only 3 out of every 10 women wash their hands.

Can everyone see the giant hole in the back of my skirt I’ve fastened with a safety pin? If so, I’m really glad my underwear matches my turtleneck.

I’m really glad everyone is speaking German to me. Even as a blonde, I must look German!

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